egberts:

svvitzerland:

egberts:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

 What is the opposite of a restaurant?

a workaurant

i hope you get arrested for this joke

i think i need to get arworked

wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

great-escaape:

toocooltobehipster:

justsuckmyduck:

Are we just gonna ignore how Zooey Deschanel aged 50 years in that second gif or what

IM SCREAMING

oH MY GOD

ohshitfuckimhomestuck:

lacigreen:

sageprinze:

This is important to see and understand for everyone. Please, if you see someone in a public restroom that you think might not belong there because they don’t look like you, don’t scream or yell at them, have some compassion and go about your business.

^^ 90% of trans* kids don’t feel safe at school, and one part of the problem is that they have no safe access to bathrooms.  kids have been expelled for using the “wrong” bathroom, others are bullied or beat up, trans adults are chased out by security, harassed, and humiliated.  something as simple as going to the bathroom becomes a daunting, scary, and even dangerous endeavor and its got to stop.  we all deserve privacy, dignity, and safety in the restroom. 

Did I already reblog this b/c its important

shavingryansprivates:

indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

wheres the kickstarter… i wanna pledge….

showtunesrockmysocks:

iwanttogetdrunkwithsjb:

*taptaptaptaptappitytaptap*

what makes it better is that Seth Rudetsky is at the piano

• tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
• new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
• tourist: oh you think you're clever???
• new yorker: what
• tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
• new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
• tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
•  the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

sherlockssecondfavouriteblogger:

So in class my science teacher was talking about how during a test we just can’t ‘pull our answers from the sky’ and for some god forsaken reason I said ‘well that’s what christians do’ and some girl almost punched my teeth out. 

twofoursixtveit:

peition for tumblr users to take over a certain network’s photo editing department because they can do better than airbrushed ken doll aaron tveit.

thespookiesttaco:

i would do my homework but

sadly i am only an eel

coffeeandcheesecake:

thereichenbachfinn:

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

really troy

really 

really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

he would have seen

who Ryan was actually interested in

THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES